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Years ago I started a little list of notes to myself. I recently rediscovered it, and thought it would be fun to revive it and slowly add to them.

Notes to Self

1. Breathe when laughing.
2. Stop slouching.
3. Move somewhere warmer.
4. Every feminine product can be a weapon.
5. Boys are stupid.
6. Trying to muffle severe laughter results in severe choking.
7. Even those who claim vision are often blind.
8. Understanding friends are a rare fine.
9. Furbies are evil.
10. Allow pizza to cool before consumption.
11. It is possible for painful blisters to form on the roof of your mouth.
12. Unripened banana smoothie tastes like egg yolk.
13. Not all boys are stupid.
14. My face is smooth.