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Years ago I started a little list of notes to myself. I recently rediscovered it, and thought it would be fun to revive it and slowly add to them.
| 1. Breathe when laughing. |
| 2. Stop slouching. |
| 3. Move somewhere warmer. |
| 4. Every feminine product can be a weapon. |
| 5. Boys are stupid. |
| 6. Trying to muffle severe laughter results in severe choking. |
| 7. Even those who claim vision are often blind. |
| 8. Understanding friends are a rare fine. |
| 9. Furbies are evil. |
| 10. Allow pizza to cool before consumption. |
| 11. It is possible for painful blisters to form on the roof of your mouth. |
| 12. Unripened banana smoothie tastes like egg yolk. |
| 13. Not all boys are stupid. |
| 14. My face is smooth. |